El Bachelor Episode 6

Tonight I had two friends over who I used to watch The Bachelor with in Austin, S & P...I should probably call them Salt and Pepper from now on and now that I have said that, they will probably never come watch with me again. Because of this though, I partially watched while partially chatting about the contestants, all while drinking wine and eating snacks. The Bachelor recipe of champions, right here on a drizzly and cold Monday night. Come one come all anytime you want, just be warned you may leave with a nickname.

Episode 6: Was that a cat???

Andi's Date:

• Andi finally got a one on one date. Cheers to you Andi. 
• Dinner at the geyser. "This date is going to blow her mind" -JP
• Me: No sh*t Juan Pablo. You are eating dinner on a geyser. (excuse the curse words but it's necessary)
• What is with the tiniest towel ever to shield them from the geyser water? Are there no umbrellas on set? 
• Juan Pablo pulled a rose out of his jacket. WHOA. Stop now. Do we have a Bachelor Houdini on our hands??

Group Date:

• Note to self: When competing on The Bachelor, always wear waterproof eyeliner. You never know when you may be forced into a giant bubble filled with water to fling around for your life as you roll down a mountain. You.never.know. 
• This date is taking place on the set of Lord of the Rings. Attention Bachelor producers, when can we film a date at the set of Hogwarts? 
• It is Cassandra's birthday? This caused my friends and me to all pause to try to figure out if this meant she was turning 22 or turning 21. 
• This was after we had spent a good amount of time trying to compare when Cassandra had a baby to when Renee had a baby since they were bonding over missing their kids. 
• Was he totally wasted during the Sharleen date? 
• Someone called him Juan. Since when do we call him Juan? 
• Cassandra got dumped on her birthday. Happy birthday, have a nice life.
• Then came this moment. 


Is that a cat on the TV? It just moved. Yes it is indeed a cat on the TV.






What the hell is going on Juan Pablo?

Clare Date:

• I was shocked that she got the one on one date. If Ben could pick Courtney many seasons ago, then we all need to realize Juan Pablo could pick Clare. It is time we all start seeing what is right in front of us. 
• The biggest moment:"What does bolt mean?" -JP
• Me: I'll tell you what bolt means- it is what I would do right now if I was ever asked that question on a date. 

Rose Ceremony:

• And just like that it was time to bid another week adieu. It was between Kat and Chelsie but the bottom line is it doesn't matter which one went home tonight because the other is going home next week. 
• The big question is, will Sharleen be leaving voluntarily next week? Is she the dark horse this season?  

Do any of us even care anymore? I will be the first to admit no. I am also the first to admit I cannot stop watching. Stay tuned…we still have a few more weeks to go.